Showing posts with label Silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Schoolroom Stuff

My Sisters complain when I don't post pictures. . .
I had a great idea for my future classroom, that I do not want to forget!!!

I've been reading Ron Clark's books this summer. I just finished The Excellent 11, and I read The Essential 55 (finally) in early June. I am currently reading The End of Molasses Classes.
The Excellent 11 talked about how he has his students work on memorizing things because, in today's world, with calculators and the internet at our fingertips, students aren't learning how to memorize.
It makes sense, think about it, how many phone numbers do you currently know by heart?  (The only ones I can recite, aside from my own cell, are my old phone numbers from when I was a kid and my Best Friend's growing up, neither are attached to either of us!) He teaches his students The Star-Spangled Banner (and it's history and the expected deportment one should have during it), he teaches them all the presidents in order (which helps their understanding of history by giving them a basis to start from, for example: What big war happened during FDR's presidency? or Who was President when you were born?) and among other things. When his students have memorized something they have to recite it in front of the class without a mistake. There is usually a reward for doing so.
In the case of memorizing the presidents, he divides the class into groups and assigns a pre-recruited faculty member to each group (like the gym teacher, principal, another teacher, librarian, or school secretary). Of the first time he did this, Ron says, 
 "If every person on the team could say the presidents in order by the end of the month, that team would get a free pizza party. The pressure was on! Students were quizzing each other, stopping their faculty member in the hallway, supporting one another, calling one another on the phone, and putting forth much effort to learn the presidents. It was wonderful, fun, and exciting! As different students finally learned them all, they would recite them with pride, holding their heads high and smiling from ear to ear." 
So, my plan is to have Monthly Mental Monday Mornings (or (M^2)^2 for short - which is also a nod toward my parents - both of their initials being M.M.)
Monthly Mental Monday Mornings will include: (one thing from each category)

Math -
Skills involved: Verbal, Social, Mental, Gross Motor, Fine Motor, Math, Public Speaking
Math Bee
Pop Quiz - teacher verbally gives a problem and the students write the answer on a balloon and hold it up for me to see, after a certain number of problems, students who got all the questions correct get to pop their balloons - by sitting on them!
Math Ball - I have a giant inflatable soccer ball with numbers written on it, the ball gets tossed from one player to another, when you catch the ball you have to add/subtract/multiply/divide the numbers under your thumbs. You can also purchase them.
Yahtzee
Rummikub
Phase 10
SET

Spelling -
Skills involved: Verbal, Social, Mental, Gross Motor, Fine Motor, Spelling, Public Speaking
Traditional Spelling Bee
Pop Quiz - teacher verbally gives a word and the students write the correct spelling on a balloon and hold it up for me to see, after a certain number of words, students who got all the words correct get to pop their balloons - by sitting on them!
Anagrams
Scrabble
Boggle
Scattergories
Quiddler

Recitations - Students will have all month to memorize specific works and then recite them in class
Skills involved: Verbal, Social, Mental, Confidence, Public Speaking
The Star-Spangled Banner
The Preamble to the Constitution
A Poem! (Each letter/character in "A Poem!" is a different link!)
A famous quote
an entire Dr. Suess book

Spontaneous! - ("Surprise" activities)  
Skills involved: Creativity, Verbal, Life, Social, Mental, Gross Motor, Fine Motor, Public Speaking
Art project
Cooking Activity (which uses mental math!)
Storytelling (story starters, story cubes, etc.)
Charades
Random Show & Tell - students blindly pull an object out of a paper bag and have to immediately present as if it is a beloved Show & Tell object (examples: a spatula, a piece of fruit, an old shoe, a drinking straw, a baby sock, an old Happy Meal toy, a game piece, a baby doll, a random piece of packing material, a slide whistle, a fake spider, a tiara, a rubber chicken, etc.)
Quelf, Jr.
Improv games
Pop Quizzes - games involving balloons and popping them. Two examples:
  • Barnyard Scramble - a getting into groups game that takes a bit of prep for the teacher (or a parent volunteer) Decide how many groups you want and decide on a barnyard animal for each group, type/write the animal name on a slip of paper, fold the paper and place it inside the balloon then blow up the balloon and tie it. (The giant trash bags -ask the janitor for a roll - hold a lot of balloons nicely!) Tell the students the rules before you pass out the balloons or they won't pay attention: When I give the signal I want you to pop your balloon and collect the pieces and the slip of paper inside. Read what the paper says and start making the sound that the animal on the paper makes and try to find other people who are the same animal as you. You should have # in your group. When your group is full, sit down as a group and stop making your noise.  Pass out the balloons and give the signal! This game is great fun to observe! Skills involved: Gross Motor, Verbal, Listening, Group Dynamics
  •  Hot Potato Show - Another game that involves stuffing balloons with a slip of paper, on these papers you want something different on each one, a tongue twister to be read, a silly action to perform, question to be answered (example: What is your favorite book? What is your least favorite chore? If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?, etc.) In this game only one balloon is in play at any time and the whole group stands in a circle and passes the balloons just like the game Hot Potato (the teacher can play music, or have the students sing, or perhaps work on the current recitation to be memorized perhaps as a call & response w/ the teacher, etc.) When the teacher calls out Hot Potato Show the student with the balloon must sit on it to pop it and read the slip of paper aloud (and if applicable do/perform/answer what the paper says). If a student gets the balloon and other students have not had it yet, the balloon gets passed to the nearest student who hasn't had a turn.  Skills involved: Gross Motor, Verbal, Listening, Group Dynamics, Public Speaking

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One game that will never be played in my classroom is Silent Ball.
I think Silent Ball was created by lazy teachers. There are many more valid and educational games for children to play! Even games where speaking is not allowed, or where gross motor skills are being practiced.
For those who do not know Silent Ball, here is how it was always played in my classrooms when I was a student:
Players silently sit on top of their desks and toss a foam/nerf ball around.
Players must sit properly in their seat if they
  • make a noise
  • drop the ball
  • make a bad pass
Last player standing gets to throw the ball first in the next round.

Reasons I don't like Silent ball:
  • It can be very exclusive. Kids only tossing to their friends, clumsy kids getting "out" early.
  • If you don't want to play you simply have to talk and be eliminated, this student usually continues to talk and progressively get louder.
  • Only a few students are engaged at any one time.
  • The teacher is often not engaged - when I was in fourth grade I can remember the teacher actually leaving the room repeatedly while we were playing Silent Ball, and she never paid attention to our game. in fifth grade my Math teacher would read a book with her feet up on her desk while we played.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Seriously Silly

Some silly memes:

 ABC Interview
A- Available: Yep
B- Birthday: 9/9
C- Crushing On: um, Chris Hemsworth, I guess
D- Drink you last had: Coke Zero
E- Easiest person to talk to: Anyone!
F- Favorite song: hmmm. . . I think right now it is "Falling in love at a Coffee Shop" by Landon Pigg, "Haven't Met You Yet"by Michael Buble, or Mat Weddle's Acoustic cover of "Hey, Ya"
G- Grossest memory: when a preschooler puked mandarin oranges down my shirt
H- Hometown: A2
I- In love with: no one
J- Jealous of: idk
K- Killed someone: Nope
L- Longest friendship: 20 years
M- Milkshake flavor: chocolate!
N- Number of siblings: 3 sisters, 2-in-law and 100+ Ironwolf

O- One wish: to fall in love
P- Person who called you last: Emo

Q- Questions you're always asked: How are your sisters?
R- Reason to smile: Happy Children
S- Song you last sang: this morning, in the shower I was singing "Oklahoma"
T- Time you woke up: 9:20am
U- Underwear color: not telling
V- Violent moment you had: a special needs girl attacked me in eighth grade because I was talking to my gay neighbor and she wanted to date him

W- Who Has My Heart: Cooper, my cat and Sam, my sister's dog
X- X-rays you have had: back, knee, ankle, arm, neck - never had any broken bones though!
Y- You last cried: last week after the funeral of a 55 year old woman from church
Z- Zodiac Sign:Virgo



Booktastic
1. What is the last book you read?   
I am currently re-reading Bone Crossed by Patricia Briggs

2. Who was your literary hero/were your literary heroes growing up? 
 The Babysitter's Club!


3. What is your favorite fiction book to share with others?
Depends on the ages of the people and what they like to read!  I used to work at Borders!
If s/he is a pre/teen or an adult who has read The Hunger Games (and liked it) I recommend
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card (Older Teen or Adult)
 The Suicide Collectors by David Oppegaard (Adult)

The Giver by Lois Lowry (Pre-teen+)

OR

The Girl Who Owned a City by O.T. Nelson (Pre-teen+


If s/he is a child it depends on my mood, the child's reading level and the child's interests!




4. What is your favorite non-fiction book to share with others?
For adults:
 Learn Me Good by John Pearson
 OR
I Am A Pencil by Sam Swope



For female children:  
Outrageous Women of the Middle Ages by Vicki Leon
OR
 The Daring Book for Girls by Andrea Buchanan and Miriam Peskowitz

For male children:
The Dangerous Book for Boys by Conn Iggulden & Hal Iggulden
   OR
Oh Yuck! The Encyclopedia of Everything Nasty by Joy Masoff and Terry Sirell


 BOLD THINGS
  I got this one from John Pearson's Other Blog: Mr. Teacher Man: Confessions of a Classroom Teacher

The bold items in the 150 below are things I’ve done:

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight

28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight

31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking

37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer

40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day

60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain

65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo (Henna!)
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad – and the Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Simple & Speedy poetry

Occasionally,
I will write a few Haiku,
or an Acrostic,

Or Free Verse is fun,
rhyming Couplets are harder,
but Lim-ricks are worse,

mostly silly stuff.
if in a creative mood,
when I can't make art.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Super Screen Stories

In Human Development, this afternoon, we digressed into a discussion of good teacher movies.  Here is my (in progress) list:

Super Awesome Teacher Movies: A List by SJ

Title                                                  Lead Actor(s)                                                     Lesson/What Made the Teacher Super
School of Life                                  Ryan Reynolds & David Paymer                       Passionate about Life
The Bells of St. Mary's                   Ingrid Bergman & Bing Crosby                            Cared for Students
Renaissance Man                            Danny DeVito                                                      Believed in Students
Kindergarten Cop                           Arnold Schwartzenegger                               Developmental Instincts
That's What I Am                           Ed Harris                                                              "That's What I Am"
School of Rock                                  Jack Black                                                         Learned from Students
The Ron Clark Story~                     Matthew Perry                                           Innovative Teaching Methods
Dead Poets Society                           Robin Williams                                             Love Poetry, Seize the Day
Dangerous Minds~                           Michelle Pffiefer                                             Connected with Students
To Sir, With Love                              Sidney Portier                                                    Made Students THINK
Arranged                                           Zoe Lister Jones & Francis Benhamou            Find common ground
Stand and Deliver~                           Edward James Olmos                           Teaches Calculus to "Special Ed"
Sister Act 2                                        Whoopi Goldberg                                   Teaches Respect through Work

Krippendorf's Tribe                          Richard Dreyfuss                                   Creative College Prof. :o)
Freedom Writers*~                           Hilary Swank                       Motivates Students to Share their stories
Take the Lead~                                   Antonio Banderas                         Teaches Respect through Dancing
The Karate Kid                                   Pat Morita & Ralph Macchio                   Teaches Self Confidence
In & Out                                               Kevin Kline                                                         Acceptance
X-Men                                                   Patrick Stewart & Hugh Jackman                    Super Powers!
The Trouble with Angels ~                  Hayley Mills & Rosalind Russell     Patience in the face of Hijinks
Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows!   Rosalind Russell & Stella Stevens       Plucky Spirits


Teacher Movies I've Seen, but don't really remember if they were good

Mr. Holland's Opus
Mona Lisa Smile
The Man Without a Face
To Be and To Have (Documentary)




Teacher Movies I've been told I have to see


The Marva Collins Story~
Lean on Me~
A Beautiful Mind~
Music of the Heart
October Sky
Children of a Lesser God
Teachers
Half Nelson
Blackboard Jungle
The Principal
The Emperor's Club
Akeelah and the Bee
Up the Down Staircase
Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
The Great Debaters
Chalk
Bad Teacher


~Based on a True Story

*The movie is great and the book is well written, however, it bugs me that this teacher has only ever taught one class of students.  It's wonderful that she did something amazing once, but it bugs me because other really awesome teachers do much the same thing over and over and over again and don't get all the accolades that she does.


Bonus Features:

Three Teacher Books I Love
I am a Pencil by Sam Swope
Learn Me Good by John Pearson
The Essential 55 by Ron Clark






Monday, March 26, 2012

Some creative Stuff

So, I'm not allowed to blog about what I really did this weekend, at least until Mom announces it to the general public. . . shhhh! ;o)

Here is a random selection of pictures I created in Paint.




And here is a random video using a "song" that David, Tim, and I created in the study pub at school.

Also, in English Composition, I won this book for writing this "song":

The Argument in the News Irish Drinking Song
(Inspired by “Who’s Line is It Anyway?”)

All:    Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-
di-dee-di-dee-di!
1:    What causes a special glint,
2:    In our teacher’s eye?
3:    What gets her all excited,
4:    and doesn’t rhyme with pie?
1:    Something we read online
2:    or saw on the tv?
3:    Could it be in print?
4:    What could it be?
All:    Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
1:    What the frack?
2:    Have you heard about Iraq?
3:    Something ‘bout Obama?
4:    Hey! A Robot Llama!
1:    I think that I might know!
2:    It’s helping our minds grow!
3:    We each express our views!
4:    It’s Argument in the News!!!!!
All:    It’s Argument in the N-e--e-e-ws!!!!! Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiii!
 

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Something else

Things I got done today:
Comp II homework
Swept & Mopped Kitchen
Scored Dynamo on Word Dynamo (beat the game!)
Drank some chocolate milk
Downloaded some music
Some Laundry (would have done more --if we weren't out of detergent)
Read a romance novel
Washed dishes


I really, really, really, really want to create something.  I am having a creativity block.  I have NO IDEA what the "something" is, I just have this yearning, extreme desire to create something.  This blog post isn't doing it for me!

In fitting with the need to create, And, since my sisters complain that I don't put enough photos on my blog, here is the "Album Art" meme (I did three):

How to create your album cover:
  1. Your band name is the title of your first hit on Wikipedia's random page
  2. Your album name is taken from the end of the last quote on this random quotes page
  3. Your album cover must be made from the fourth picture on Flickr's interesting photos page
"you might as well be" by Müller-Lyer

"Deceit should dwell" by BEAT GENERATION

"the beginning of the end." by Charef

 I love this meme because it is easy (although I suspect it will get more difficult when Picnik closes (insert extremely sad face), also I like to think about what kind of music the band plays and what message they are sending.   Ooooh! excellent writing assignment idea!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Studying Stages of development

In studying for my Human Development and Learning exam, I got stuck trying to memorize Erikson's 8 Stages of Development. So I googled "Mnemonic Device Erikson's 8 stages" and got this video. Mom found the guy's voice really annoying, but it has some really great mnemonic devices, that I personalized for myself, so here I go straight from Memory! (Thank you Google Images Search and Paint!)

1 is a Bun. A rust colored Bun. 
RUST is in TRUST 
Stage 1 is Trust vs. Mistrust

2 is a Shoe.

An AUTO shaped like a Shoe with a kid named SHANE on it
 Stage 2 is Autonomy vs. Shame

3 is a Tree.
This one is a bit of a stretch....
Shia Labouf in (In -Shia- tive) a Tree on a Quilt
Stage 3 is Initiative vs Guilt

4 is Dinosaur
The Dinosaur lives in fear of Dust Bunnies
Stage 4 is Industry vs Inferiority

Sk
5 is Skydive
Skydiver dents car and rolls in confusion
Stage 5 is Identity vs. Role Confusion 

6 is Sticks
Two sticks are being intimate, and the other is in isolation

Stage 6 is Intimacy vs. Isolation

7 is Heaven.

There is a dead generator in heaven that is owned by a stag
Stage 7 is Generativity vs Stagnation

and

8 is Plate

On the Plate we have Grits and then we have This Pear
InteGRITy and dis pear

Stage 8 is Integrity vs Despair

And there we have it - 
Erik Erikson's 8 Stages of Development!

Monday, January 23, 2012

Silly Stuff from Some-time-ago

This is the "webpage" I created to fulfill the requirements of my Computer Information class last summer. Can you guess the requirements? I listed them below in case you are unsure. Again the link is here.

TITLE
 Italics
BOLD

       Heading 
  • Bulleted
  • List
  • Containing
  • 5
  • Items.